Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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