grandma shit on top of the toilet
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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