I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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