I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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