do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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