Whoa Z and x make the same sound
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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