yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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