And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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