Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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