I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
You smell like stripper and shame
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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