O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
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