Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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