ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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