U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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