i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just found a bag of teeth...
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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