dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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