I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
The struggles of a small town man whore
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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