I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
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