Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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