She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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