Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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