I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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