Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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