Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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