My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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