she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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