You're completely useless in the revolution.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
my being single is dangerous.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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