I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I need a hoe opinion
go on
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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