This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
