You really coming over, don't trick.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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