With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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