last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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Have fun and good luck.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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