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i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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