I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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