dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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