the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
