Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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