At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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