Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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