If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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