Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I am mentally ready for anal.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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