: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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