To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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