Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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