i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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