we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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