4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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