That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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