We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Randomize
