Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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