garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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