someone get that fucking seahorse.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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