I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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