i jhust puked up my retainher.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
That accounts for only three of the penises
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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