I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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